Wednesday, October 29, 2003

here are some funny jokes for you to read...



The Bear and the Rabbit

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish.
"Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay..."



Train Set

There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the door listening to the boy play. She was shocked when she heard him saying,

"All right, all of you son of a bitches who want to get on the train, get on train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to get off the train, get off the train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to change seats, change seats now 'cause the train's getting ready to leave. Whoo whooooo."

The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,

"Now son, I want to go upstairs and take your nap, and when you get up, you can't play with your train set for two hours." So the boy took his nap and didn't even mention his train set for two hours. After the two hours were up, the boy asked his mom if he could play with his train set again. She said yes, and asked him if he understood why he was punished. He nodded his head yes, and off he went. The mother stood by door to listen to what her son would say. The boy sat down to his train set and calmly said,

"Whoo whoooooo. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get on the train, get on the train. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off the train, get off the train. And all you sons of bitches who are pissed 'cause the train is two hours late, go talk to the bitch in the kitchen.
~me~ at 7:44 PM

Sunday, October 26, 2003

hey there. well, this has been a semi-interesting week. Dray got her license on Friday (WOOHOO). I went and visited mrs. Abbott after school after stealing Raleigh's gas pump. I took Haley and her 2 friends to the HC game, and they met up with Alex. yeah... i wasnt feelin the game & we lost to CI =/ . Went to In-N-Out after the game (took Haley there too) hehe, but it was kinda dead. Daniel & Allen found out what car i drive now =O hehe, they should have fun finding it if they wanna do anything to it. On Saturday i got uo early and picked up Dray and we went to help set up for the dance. I came home to clean and get ready, then i picked up Andrea and we went to Macaroni Grill, but we got there 30+ mins late, so her & Justin decided to leave to eat somewhere else before the concert. At Mac grill there was : Me + Assmar, Jen + Daniel, Lyan + Juan, Tammy + Scott, Sade + Charles, Allan + his date (dammit forgot her name), Dion + Nac, Reiki & her bf, Maryann, and Jen's friend Chris. We had soooo much fun. I saw Corey, Matt Wilson, & Aurora at dinner (Rio Mesa's HC). Man... the food there is sOoOoO good!!! Me and Arron kept chowing down on the free bread, i even took a loaf home (i stole it from Scott & Tammy's side of the table). Man...good times good times. I knew Allans date from somewhere, but we couldnt figure out where from. Me and Assmar got in like a scribble crayon fight. hahaha, and i accidentaly made anass out of myself when i was making fun of Allan and i accidentally pulled my straw out of my soda and flung soda everywhere. This lady with a really pretty voice sang for us, and Sade and Charles sang too. Maryann had to trade dinners with Allan b/c when he got hios plate, he didnt want it and stared at Maryanns pizza. O well, she got an expensive dinner for cheap. We got to the school at 8:10, had to wait for Daniel to get the tickets, talked to Rals b/c Moorpark is burning down, and went into the dance at 8:15ish. Me & Assmar stood in line for pictures w/ Miguel & Joseph for 2.5 hours. I was so pissed off... we didnt even want pictures but our freakin moms love to ruin our good times. hehe. I didnt feel much like dancing after that, so we went bowling afterwards. I only got to chill for like 20 minutes, but it was all good. yup yup, imma go now & do my hw.

~me~ at 12:15 PM